2012년 1월 12일 목요일

METAFICTION

    It was a winter night, and Charlie was on his bed with his younger brother, Donald. Donald said that he was scared of the sound of the wind, so Charlie decided to tell him a bedtime story.






    It was a dark stormy night. Lightning lit the sky and wind blew strongly.
There was a small hut on a big hill, and there lived a vampire named in the hut,
The vampire was very hungry, but he was timid, so he couldn't go outside.
And there wasn't and food to eat in the hut. At that moment,he found something
walking toward the hut. He was wondering what it was. It came right in front of the
hut. It was a beautiful girl named Lily. The vampire thought that the girl looked delicious. But when he saw the girl's frightened face, he decided to save her. Lily said, "Thank you",
and gave him what she was holding in the basket. It was a loaf of bread. The vampire
was so happy to see the food. He ate the bread hastily. But he was still hungry, so Lily made him a bowl of mushroom soup. Unfortunately, he had allergy to mushrooms.




    Donald interrupted the story. "How can a vampire allergic to anything?"
   So, Charlie answered,"Why not? Vampires can get allergic to something, and even if they can't be allergic to something, it's just a story, and please, do not interrupt."
   "Okay, I won't"
    Charlie kept on telling him a story.
   

    
     
       Finally they fell in love with each other. And they got married and had a baby. They named a baby 'Bart' .But the baby was really strange.He was half vampire and half human, and he also had an allergy to mushrooms. One day, there was food which looked really delicious. The vampire didn't want to show eating food hastily. He tried to eat slowly, but he couldn't stop his appetite. Therefore, he ate the food sharing with his son. Suddenly, their skin became red and they wantd to scratch. Yes. It was made with mushrooms. So, they went to the hospital, but while they were going in to the hospital, a person said "AH~~~~HHHHHHHHHHH THEY ARE VAMPIRES!!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHH------" Soon, the vampire ran away even though they were hurt by the scratches that they've made because of the allergy. When they got back home, Lily was frightened as she saw their faces. She said " Hey! What happened to you guys' faces????? It's all red!!!!!"and gave them a mirror. As a vampire saw his face, he fainted.




   "Hey, Donald, this is the end of the story, how do you like it?" said Charles.
   "What? It's finished?"

   "Yeah, it's finished."
   "But the last part doesn't seems like the end of the story."
   "I know, but I don't know the next part."
   "How?"
   "Because this story is what I have dreamed about! When the vampire fainted, I woke up, so I don't know the next part."
   "...."
   "Okay, I will tell you another story that's about a witch."
   "Really? I love witches!"
    Charlie continued a story.







   Once upon a time, there was a witch. She looked so ugly, and she was very evil, so many people in town didn't like her. One  day, she went to the forest. She found a pond. She was going to drink the water. from the pond, but when she bent herself forward, she saw herself mirrored in the pond. The witch thought it was very ugly, so she decided to go to plastic surgery clinic to lift her face.



   "Wow! That's impossible! A witch having a plastic surgery?"
   "Donald, it's just a story, and if you interrupt me once more, I will stop telling you a story."
   "Okay, I'm sorry."

 


   Soon, her face became the prettiest in the world. She became popular all over the world. Everybody thought that she was really beautiful. However, as you know.some people dislike someone who uses plastic surgery, so the picture of the witch's face spread into the internet, and many nasty comments were under the picture. There were many people who disliked it, but there were also some who liked it. Suddenly, this became an issue for most people. The world was dividedby people who like the picture, and people who did not. They were fighting seriously. Then one day, a person came who could end this fight. It was a person who had a Time Machine. He went into the Time Machine, and went back to time before the witch having a plastic surgery. A man said "Don't have a plastic surgery! If you don't listen to me you will ruin your life, and the world will fight because of you!" , and stopped the witch. Then the witch said, "But I don't want to live with this ugly face. I want to be pretty, too"  Then the man said, "If you stop being evil to the others, you will be pretty without a plastic surgery" So, the witch decided to help poor people, and be kind to the others, and amazingly, everyone loved her, and she started to think that outward appearance not very important, so she lived happily ever after.





    "So, Donald, it's the end of the story, how do you liked it?"
    "...."
    "Donald?"
    "...."
    Donald was sleeping.
    "Oh,,,I hope you liked the story" said Charlie and he slept,too.

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